Disclaimer-This blog will have cuss words. I tried to utilize different symbols and numbers to help it not be so blasting. If cussing offends, tune it at some other post.
Yesterday was horrible.
I woke up to the painful grumbling of my gut.
All day on Tuesday I sneezed. My stomach muscles were already sore. I had done some crunches and leg movements on Saturday to begin flattening my ghastly gut. Maybe it was a combo of all of it. Needless to say, I felt like what was in my gut…$h1t.
I was achy and congested and gut-crampy and just plain miserable. I tried to get up and help Lovely with a thing or two, but that didn’t last long. I mean, I couldn’t really lift much of anything ’cause I might crap myself. I couldn’t clean anything ’cause I was already congested enough and was gagging on my post-nasal drippage. My head was throbbing as well so, again, no lifting or cleaning.
Finally I gave up. I laid my sickly body down on the couch and covered myself up with pillows up to my head. I only rested my eyes because the TV was so d@mn loud, but the TV had to be turned up because the freakin’ AC unit is in the hall and when it cuts on “you can’t hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant.” (Thank you Uncle Lewis.)
Anyway. Today isn’t really much better. I mean, I’m not blowing holes in my pants or fallin’ down or horkin’, but I still feel like $h1t. And not just $h1t but warm $h1t with a migraine.
Well, hopefully, next time I’ll be more chipper. Maybe I can get the videos to embed. D@mn youtube. They were freakin’ hilarious, too.
One thought on “Forget work. I must blog.”
Hola…why can\’t we be friends, oh can\’t we be friends?Trying to have a super-candid blog, so if it\’s not your cup o\’ joe that\’s okay, but I thought I\’d try because you seem like a pretty cool guy…hope you feel better soon!