A little through-composed thoughts…Random, I warn you!
I've never seen a real anteater. I've seen some cartoon ones, and some pictures, but never one up close. They actually disgust me a little…like make me throw up in my mouth just a little. Like a cold burger and fries from McDs. It does NOT taste good. If I were a fly, I would just pass it straight up. No landing on it. No checking it out. I guess if that were the case then cold McDs would be the perfect picnic food. Imagine if you will…A wonderfully bright and glorious day. You are stretched out on the lawn of some far away distantly local park somewhere and the kids are asking for “bites.” You calm them and mention that they need not fear. “We have cold McDs for lunch.” Now, we all know that you can place your lunch on the dashboard of a car in the warmer months, especially in the south, and it will be warm enough to eat in about 2 hours. Just wrap it up in aluminum foil and you are good to go. Munch down on the lunch and hope for no food poisoning. It was my 29th birthday (that would be 1.5 years ago) and we (being K-ris, Lahly, Raygen, and self) went to Chili's on Lakeshore Dr in BHM. I order some sort of quesadillaesque type thing. It didn't end well. I was out sick for about 3 days. I finally got back to work on Thursday, but I was still running down the hall to the bathroom. It was a long run. Not like a marathon-type run, but it was a good little ways to walk. I would rather ride the scooter than walk. Sure it is lazy and all, but it gets better gas mileage than my car. Well, actually it doesn't. My car doesn't get any gas milage. It doesn't move. It is more like a very large and expensive lawn ornament. The paint is nice and shiny. the rims and wheels in good shape. Interior, after a clean up will look sparkly new (except for the burn holes that they previous owner left for us to pay for).
until next time…I must nap…