I was thinking about this today. It just came to me in a couple of pictures as I was looking at my computer screen…Enjoy.

“No, thanks. I’m lactose intolerant.”
(This Very Quick, Very Short Story brought to you by: StarBuck’s Coffee, the Association Holstein Cows of America, and by the letters M, O, and the number Zero.)
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